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The Two Towers… DONE! Return of the King begins …

finally we’re getting back to Frodo I missed him

Tolkien I’m so sorry but I do not think we need this many scenes of the characters eating

The Two Towers begins… I must say I completely forgot what happens in the second movie except for the big army of trees, so I’m very excited for this.

but lemme just say, these mfs sure do love resting for “a long while”, hearing “tales”, and eating a meal every other page... I need some Urgency!! Just go somewhere! Do something!

The Fellowship of the Ring… DONE! Technically I should really be counting this as one book completed for my Reading Goal, but the edition I have combines all three books into one… sigh. So it shall be one.

I’m also starting to type and talk like Tolkien cause I’ve been listening to so much LOTR content. Whelp!

Damn these mfs really love to tell some tales

Two Things J.R.R. Tolkien Loves: writing songs and the word queer