Clare Snow’s Reviews > Less Than Zero > Status Update

Maybe thing'll liven up now there's werewolves...

"I came to this realization that I don't do enough things to keep a datebook."

I know, Clay. Your life is excruciatingly boring

'Why do you lock your door, Clay?'
I turn around. 'Because you both stole a quarter gram of cocaine from me the last time I left my door open. That's why.'
My sisters don't say anything.
When we get home, my younger sister finally tells me, out by the pool, 'That's bullshit. I can get my own cocaine.'

"Jared heard this stupid joke from his boyfriend who works at Morton's.
What are the two biggest lies?
I'll pay you back and I won't come in your mouth.
I don't even get it."

I'm sure someone at this party could show you Alana