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Holy drop in audio quality

Did you have to include crying in front of Kurt Cobain’s guitar??

Penis bones again oh no

OH ITS THE CLIP FROM THE DOC THE BITCH HERSELF

I appreciate the audiobook but these male narrators give this a level of realism I’m not horribly comfortable with. The women narrators just absolutely obliterate any merit it might have.

Having a POC (Joshua Caleb Johnson) finally narrate your white blonde trafficking fantasy is definitely a choice

I’m sorry isn’t this where the movie ends and there’s still THREE FUCKING HOURS

Points for prolonged vomit chapter but continuing to introduce substances like this is insane

Genuinely what the hell