sammy’s Reviews > The House Across the Lake > Status Update

just when i thought this was a thriller murder, ITS A PARANORMAL HIJACKING EXORCIST WTF???? len is BACK, and he is the MURDER OF THE OTHER GIRLS ???? fucking WEIRD ?? the way my eyebrows touched my hairline

oh fuck wait WHATTTT its boone she has tied in the room??? HUHHHH

oh fuck tom knows casey’s watching him GAHHHHHH

ugh this is giving me cheapy thriller vibes, like wow the husband did it??? no way. wow. so amazed. 🥲

rich people are always so weird, like why must you flaunt your money? shouldnt need that to add to your character 🤮

anywho, casey’s giving me second hand embarrassment for watching katherine & i most def would have jumped in with boome HAHAHAH

i wouldnt know how to operate if the light of my life died like casey’s husband Len did.

how mortifying

saving a person from drowning is fucking crazy, especially after your husband died on that same lake, lordie