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SHE FED RO HER OWN LEGS!!!!!

HOLY NUGGET ROLL! ASH COOKED THE DUDE FROM THE TRAIL, MADE HIM INTO BACON, AND FED IT TO RO. RO'S SOOOO DUMB. I AM CALLING IT.

Please, oh please tell me that Ash lured Ro to her house under a false apology to MURDER HER!!! Fingers crossed because I hate Ro. She's the weakest bish I've ever had the displeasure of reading about, and I cannot wait for her demise.

Alright Ro. You see that she saved your fingernails and you are NOT calling the cops!?!?!? Alright, Ro deserves to die, she so dumb. I hate dumb people.

This crazy bitch is clipping her fingernails and now she ate her eyelash!!! I knew Ash was a weirdo. And Ro just keeps on going with it. She's as unhinged as Ash is. Not like she didn't just kill the dude at the hiking trail. Also, I just want to note that page 134 out of 200 and it FINALLY starts getting weird. It is now a matter of not being a quitter bc this book is and will always be a complete waste of my time.

Ash is asking Ro if she has any family bc she is prob going to murder her eventually. I bet she killed that girl who went missing at the farmers market too. However, don't get this update twisted. I'm basing my judgment on the back synopsis because, literally, and I mean LITERALLY, nothing has happened so far.

Chapter 8, and I still want to die. Nothing and I mean NOTHING is happening. DOOOOO SOMETHING DELILAH DAWSON!!!

This one is a bit of a slow start. Hopefully something happens soon. We shall see. Nothing special so far. . .