Al’s Reviews > Dracula > Status Update

"We need to stop the vampire... but before we do, I first need to spend the next 10 minutes explaining to you all, in detail, how you are all my bros. Like seriously, bros, you are all amazing and your faces are beautiful and I'm so happy that I met you. Also, John, your wife is a hottie! Like seriously, bro, I love you bro, but if I could I would. Props for getting a baddy!"