Mads ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ マディ Heggen’s Reviews > Father Material > Status Update

"the earl of spunkwhistle" stopgnjkfgnhbljkfgn

I feel u Luc I STRUGGLE with animal training/discipline it’s sooooo harddd

“Daddy Luc” hehe

"then...FUCK experts!" "in the current global climate, I'm not sure that's a sentiment anyone should be endorsing" "oh *come* on, this isn't Brexit or vaccines–" okay this is exactly the Too Woke vibe that is annoying me –said as a very woke progressive queer, btw

HOW did it take THIS FUCKING LONG for them to think about calling Tom

Priya is too good for these dumbdumbs

u silly ridiculous pedantic fucking idiots this is why u don't gaf about it being patriarchal about letting ur bestie's husband know that she's trying to run off to a random bridge at 3am bc u have cold feet about being a loserdad to a PUPPY. scratch all of that, u don't agree to this shit in the first place what's wrong with u gkhn;fgkljhlgkfhl/hm/g;lmkfgmf