Ashley Marie’s Reviews > Club Dead > Status Update

Ohoho sounds like it wasn’t [vampire redacted]! 👀

Called it that [vampire redacted] did [dirty deed redacted] before Sookie and Alcide’s dumb asses figured it out.

Also that nonsense conversation about why Sookie and Alcide can’t be together because of Debbie and Bill? Forget Debbie and her cow pants. And GURL SHIT ON HIS LAWN.

Add Alcide to the list of guys Sookie should fuck instead of Bill