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Hi my names Merrin. My boyfriends name is Ignatius because when your parents name you Merrin you either have to find someone with a stupider name than you or live your whole life as the person in the couple with the weird name. And when I die he’ll date a girl named Glenna cause he’s trying to do that same thing only he didn’t try that hard. Is this anything? Idk.