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Book 16: Probably the only chapter that we mainly focus on Patroclus #RIP
Book 17: This is like that Game Of Thrones episode where the characters can’t decide what to do with Jon Snow’s dead body.
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Book 17: This is like that Game Of Thrones episode where the characters can’t decide what to do with Jon Snow’s dead body.
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Book 14: The funniest part is that Hera wears Aphrodites magical bra which makes Zeus so horny that he name drops every girl he has hooked up with just to say that none of them has made him as sprung as she just did just now. Lolol
Book 15: Another chapter of gods being PETTY AF. Example: Hera throws Poseidon under the bus and tells Ares his son is dead so he can get angry and cause more trouble for Zeus.
— Oct 14, 2026 10:34AM
Book 15: Another chapter of gods being PETTY AF. Example: Hera throws Poseidon under the bus and tells Ares his son is dead so he can get angry and cause more trouble for Zeus.
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Books 11, 12, & 13: Agamemnon goes on a killing streak until Zeus nopes him and gives Hector super powers. Once the Trojans get close to the ships, Zeus decides his work is done and leaves. Poseidon sneaks into the battle to help the Argives. Patroclus starts feeling sad seeing all his friends get hurt. Many leaders on both sides get hurt or killed. Can anyone stop Hector?!
— Oct 11, 2026 08:45AM
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Book 10: Agamemnon has anxiety. Odysseus and Diomedes go on a secret mission. Dolon snitches but never gets stitches.
— Oct 06, 2026 07:28PM
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Book 9: Achilles is still angry with Agamemnon.
— Oct 06, 2026 10:49AM
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Book 7: Hector and Ajax duel. Everyone participates in the beach clean up. Poseidon files a complaint.
Book 8: Zeus lets everyone knows who’s boss and goes aura farming. Hera and Athena get a stern warning. The battle takes a turn.
— Oct 02, 2026 02:46PM
Book 8: Zeus lets everyone knows who’s boss and goes aura farming. Hera and Athena get a stern warning. The battle takes a turn.
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Book 6: Two enemies become friends and Hector runs some errands.
— Sep 20, 2026 07:55AM
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Book 5 summary: Lots of stabby stabby. Aphrodite and Ares get a booboo.
— Sep 19, 2026 09:59AM
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For an old poem it’s incredibly violent and there are many people who are only named just so they can die. Also Zeus and Hera’s marriage is TOXIC AF.
Here are my super short spoiler free summaries of the previous chapters.
Book 1: Achilles gets angry.
Book 2: Agamemnon goes insane and every army, king, and captain is introduced like the NFL.
Book 3: Paris gets horny when he loses.
Book 4: The battle begins!
— Sep 15, 2026 12:09PM
Here are my super short spoiler free summaries of the previous chapters.
Book 1: Achilles gets angry.
Book 2: Agamemnon goes insane and every army, king, and captain is introduced like the NFL.
Book 3: Paris gets horny when he loses.
Book 4: The battle begins!