Shauna’s Reviews > Lost Lambs > Status Update
Shauna
is 99% done
Thirdly, behold! The moment I'm sure everybody ('everybody' being 'me' as this was, as was aforementioned in previous progress updates, a self-assigned investignation) has been waiting for; it is my self-assigned honour to now present the grand GNAT Count Finale (GNAT Count: 34) Dua Lipa, you really do need to read more novels. As for my final thought, with my one remaining brain cell, all I have to say is: Hell Gnaw
— 9 hours, 56 min ago
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Shauna
is 98% done
Secondly, I would like to say gnoodbye and gnood riddance, gnats! Gone but never forgotten...literally, because now, whenever my eyes pass over a word with 'gn' in it, I automatically question whether the g is misplaced and a brain cell threatens to depart from my soul. A fear I did not ask for nor intend to gain from this reading experience, but one that I will carry with me forever gnonetheless.
— 10 hours, 1 min ago
Shauna
is 97% done
I do gnot have much to say, except for three things I would like to say, which will be split between 3 progress updates out of necessity due to Goodreads-imposed progress update word count restrictions. Firstly, Dua Lipa, I think it's only fair I hold you as being personally responsible for my current possession of a disproportionately lower amount of brain cells now than in comparison to when I began this gnovel.
— 10 hours, 4 min ago
Shauna
is 81% done
Methinks the gnats are on hiatus. At least, I hope the gnats are on hiatus, and not gone for good, as that would obviously make my GNAT Count mission redundant. Gnaturally, I will keep on reading not because I am feeling the "hype", Dua Lipa, but because my self-assgined GNAT Count mission is of vital importance and therefore must be completed. Too many brain cells have departed from my soul for me to give up gnow.
— Oct 17, 2026 12:21AM
Shauna
is 56% done
While I admit there are some chucklesome moments, Dua Lipa I still am gnot feeling the "hype", as the overarching issue of casual ableist, fatphobic, racist, and sexist 'humour' are in fact gnot chucklesome, in my view. The brain cell departure from my soul has suspiciously halted (for gnow) as GNAT Count has suspiciously gnot progressed since my last update. (GNAT Count: 33)
— Oct 16, 2026 12:52AM
Shauna
is 41% done
I am still gnot feeling the hype to be crystal clear Dua Lipa, I am continuing reading this so-called "novel" mainly out of dedication to my self-assigned GNAT count mission and my downright refusal to dnf. Alas the brain cells continue to depart my soul. (GNAT Count: 33)
— Oct 15, 2026 01:15AM
Shauna
is 31% done
Dua Lipa I am gnot feeling the hype. Every time my eyes pass over a misplaced letter g, I feel a brain cell depart my soul. (GNAT Count: 19)
— Oct 13, 2026 11:46PM
Shauna
is 11% done
"The most hyped novel of 2026. Read it and you'll know why. Believe the hype" Dua Lipa you need to read more novels I fear. (GNAT count: 7)
— Oct 12, 2026 11:44PM