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Matthew Thurman
is 87% done
People think Washington is rich, actually broke as hell.
People think Washington is living that high celeb life, actually burnt the hell out and tired of it all.
Also foresees the various impending slave rebellions.
Doesn’t seem fun to be the very person first do something.
— Oct 18, 2026 12:27PM
People think Washington is living that high celeb life, actually burnt the hell out and tired of it all.
Also foresees the various impending slave rebellions.
Doesn’t seem fun to be the very person first do something.
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Matthew Thurman
is 69% done
This man DOES NOT want to be president, dawg. Suffering from success and celebrity. He just wanna be with his wife (and slaves let’s be honest) away from the fanfare.
The first of many such cases I bet.
— Sep 25, 2026 06:07AM
The first of many such cases I bet.
Matthew Thurman
is 67% done
67% in and HE HASN’T EVEN BECOME PRESIDENT.
Politicians/presidents today are LAZY AS FUCK
— Sep 20, 2026 08:09AM
Politicians/presidents today are LAZY AS FUCK
Matthew Thurman
is 43% done
I don’t know how to tell everyone this but.. totally makes sense why it won the Pulitzer.
— Sep 10, 2026 01:35PM