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It was like expecting a rotten tree to bear edible fruit. It was never going to give you that.
— Oct 18, 2026 02:14PM
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Myrtle
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So Ahmed used Kalu to save himself, it is just dawning on me. Because Kalu thinks this was the original deal, to save himself. He doesn't know about Ahmed's involvement.
— Oct 20, 2026 02:37AM
Myrtle
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Nah if Aima was here, that would've been the ultimate end of this
— Oct 20, 2026 02:36AM
Myrtle
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"Hurry up my wife is waiting for me, and I have service in the morning" oh Akwaeke Emezi your mind! the hypocrisy! Actually no, we need a new word for hypocrisy!
— Oct 20, 2026 02:34AM
Myrtle
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I have to give me two pesewas, this is so interesting. It is nothing to Machi and everything to Kalu. Perspective is everything. Oh Aima girl, you're never getting that wedding.
— Oct 20, 2026 02:31AM
Myrtle
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"Be glad I am not requiring you to participate" HERH
— Oct 20, 2026 02:27AM
Myrtle
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Guys... if I'm right about what is about to happen. I will be so sad.
— Oct 20, 2026 02:25AM
Myrtle
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"The pastor smiled then, and it was like a knife sliding slowly out of its sheath"
— Oct 20, 2026 01:40AM
Myrtle
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Let's look at the language "I won't touch her" the use of I
— Oct 20, 2026 01:36AM