gemi s.’s Reviews > Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? > Status Update

man what the hell is going on

ok no, she has sex with bounty hunters to get in their heads about killing androids and it’s worked everytime

“What sort of wife do you have?”
He did not answer.
“Do you—“
“If you weren’t an android,” Rick interrupted, “if I could legally marry you, I would.”
Rachael said, “Or we could live in sin, except that I’m not alive.”

can you guys hear me rolling my eyes

also why tf did she say i love you. let’s be serious here

oh great, he just had sex with rachael

bro just compared her to an ant. can’t make this shit up

rachel is upset by the fact that she’s gonna have to tag along while he kills an android that’s her exact model and this mf says “cheer up” and kisses her. oh my god

“ […] and because of her diminutive breasts, her body assumed a lank, almost childlike stance. But her eyes, with their elaborate lashes, could only be those of a grown woman; there the resemblance to adolescence ended.” i wish you guys could see my face rn

“ […] entering in a long fish-scale coat with matching bra and shorts.” sigh

“I could watch her for the rest of my life. She has breasts that smile.” i was beginning to worry, he had gone three chapters without mentioning breasts