Sam Sotrop’s Reviews > A Princess of Mars > Status Update

John Carter: the story of a man repeatedly telling his dog to go away so he can court a princess. 0 Stars.

There is probably a bawdy pun I can make... but I'm going to pass in hopes my wife will read my scrawlings

#ItsMeOrTheDog #IfSheDoesntLikeYourDogSheIsntWorthIt