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"I would rather be miserable now after having beenloved by you than be happy without having ever known you." ❤️🩹🤧
— Nov 01, 2026 03:55PM
Eli
is 18% done
“Is that all you want?”
“Not even close.”
“Because you don’t want to go through the trouble of finding another regular companion for events.”
“Because I don’t want to be jailed for murder if anyone touches a hair on your head.”
Excusez-moi mais je viens de trouver mon obsession du moment. Elle se résume à 2 mots.
✨️CHRISTIAN HARPER✨️
— Oct 20, 2026 10:04AM
“Not even close.”
“Because you don’t want to go through the trouble of finding another regular companion for events.”
“Because I don’t want to be jailed for murder if anyone touches a hair on your head.”
Excusez-moi mais je viens de trouver mon obsession du moment. Elle se résume à 2 mots.
✨️CHRISTIAN HARPER✨️
Eli
is 18% done
“So next time, I don’t care if I’m in the middle of a conversation with the Queen of fucking England. Interrupt me. Understand?”
“Butterfly?”
𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥. 𝐄𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞. 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡.
O.M.G 🤭🤭
— Oct 20, 2026 10:02AM
“Butterfly?”
𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥. 𝐄𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞. 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡.
O.M.G 🤭🤭