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MM Suarez
is 82% done
“—Guns? A**holes like Jaime there? Guys like you two? Kidnappings? Things like what went down with Talbot in my kitchen? That's all well outside my experience. I'm not the kind of guy walks into a trucker bar and hires a driver to take a load of hot almonds off a dock.”😣
— Oct 26, 2026 07:30AM
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MM Suarez
is 69% done
“So you may want to do as I say and chill and buckle up. Because while I may hit like a little girl, I drive like a born and raised Los Angelino. Which means, you know, I think I'm the best driver in the universe, when in fact I probably shouldn't be allowed in a bumper car.”😆
— Oct 25, 2026 06:51AM
MM Suarez
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“—Don't worry, we don't have to bury him ourselves. He pulled from the curb. I looked over my shoulder at the body under the sheet. —Wouldn't have surprised me at this point.”
— Oct 24, 2026 08:35AM
MM Suarez
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“My rare moment of wisdom, recognizing that blood is not in fact thicker than water.”
— Oct 23, 2026 03:24PM
MM Suarez
is 18% done
“The mystic arts of erasing all signs of death. These things, these things you do to get by when need arises, they sometimes equip you for the rest of your life. However long that turns out to be.”
— Oct 23, 2026 08:29AM