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Eli
is 94% done
"She makes my heart go, like, whoa."
"Is that right?"
"So bad, Da. Boom, boom, fucking, boom."
— Oct 28, 2026 07:15AM
"Is that right?"
"So bad, Da. Boom, boom, fucking, boom."
Eli
is 76% done
"Would you like a can of Coke? Joey's addicted and he always buys the real brand stuff."
Joey is addicted to a lot of different kinds of coke (joking is my way of coping okay?)
— Oct 28, 2026 01:03AM
Joey is addicted to a lot of different kinds of coke (joking is my way of coping okay?)
Eli
is 51% done
"Shit, Kav. I was wrong. This fucker right here is the daddy."
YOU ARE RIGHT, KING CLIT. JOSEPH THEODORE LYNCH IS DADDY.
— Oct 27, 2026 11:32AM
YOU ARE RIGHT, KING CLIT. JOSEPH THEODORE LYNCH IS DADDY.
Eli
is 37% done
"I have allergies."
"Me, too. To assholes and bullshit," Johnny snarled. "Now tell me who made you cry and I'll fix it."
I remember seeing this exact quote before reading the series for the first time. Gosh, I'm so obsessed again.
— Oct 27, 2026 06:39AM
"Me, too. To assholes and bullshit," Johnny snarled. "Now tell me who made you cry and I'll fix it."
I remember seeing this exact quote before reading the series for the first time. Gosh, I'm so obsessed again.

