elstaffe’s Reviews > Tinder Nightmares > Status Update
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"Matan (Feb 20 2015 8:16 PM): Sometimes when I'm lonely, I go to the store. Then I buy all of the marinara sauce. Then I go home and fill up the bathtub. I slowly submerge myself into the sauce, and then curl up and pretend I'm a meatball.
Anyways, that's just a little bit about me. How are you?" (85)
— Jun 25, 2017 07:14AM
Anyways, that's just a little bit about me. How are you?" (85)
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elstaffe
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"Robby (Mar 3 015 9:10 AM): You know Id crawl through 100 miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy that fucked you!!
Me: Do you want his number?
Me (Mar 3 2015 12:04 PM): I can make it happen if you're serious" (106).
— Jun 25, 2017 12:57PM
Me: Do you want his number?
Me (Mar 3 2015 12:04 PM): I can make it happen if you're serious" (106).
elstaffe
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"Peter (Sep 13 2014 11:42 PM): I came across your profile and I was enamored of your beauty. If I had the opportunity, I would take you on a date to Popeyes for some light appetizers. Then, I would bring you back to my place for some tv dinners, grape soda, and two hours straight of full house!" (87) duh nuh nuh nah nuh, duh nuh nuh nah nuh...buhnuhnuhnuhNAH nuh nah nuh nah nuh nah nuh
— Jun 25, 2017 12:57PM
elstaffe
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"'Andy (Feb 24 2015 2:11 PM)
Roses are red
violets are fine
you be the
6 I'll be the 9
Me: Does that ever actually work?
Andy: No but I'm not a quitter'
X Never give up" (65)
— Jun 25, 2017 07:12AM
Roses are red
violets are fine
you be the
6 I'll be the 9
Me: Does that ever actually work?
Andy: No but I'm not a quitter'
X Never give up" (65)
elstaffe
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"'Ken (Mar 1 2015 6:58 PM): You look like u wanna get peed on ;)
Me (Mar 1 2015 10:13 PM): That's not on my top priority list
Ken: But it is on the list'
X Touché" (52). touché, indeed.
— Jun 25, 2017 07:11AM
Me (Mar 1 2015 10:13 PM): That's not on my top priority list
Ken: But it is on the list'
X Touché" (52). touché, indeed.
