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“I kick off the Hail Mary’s hull as hard as I can, aiming for the Blip-A…. And hey, if I miss, the tether will bounce me back in the galaxy’s first interstellar bungee jump.”
— Oct 29, 2026 02:38PM
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“Working with Rocky is like having the world’s best engineer from 1950 on the ship with me.”
— Oct 29, 2026 07:36AM
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“I saw chain whenever I closed my eyes. I dreamed of chain every night. One of my dinner packets was spaghetti and all I could see were smooth, white chains instead of noodles.”
— Oct 19, 2026 04:12PM
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“Before it held the high honor of being my office, the room was a storage locker for bathroom supplies…. I was approximately as critical as toilet paper”
— Oct 19, 2026 01:51PM
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“Step 1: Subject defecates from mouth.
‘Yup,’ I say to myself. ‘That was pretty freaking gross.’”
— Oct 18, 2026 06:35AM
‘Yup,’ I say to myself. ‘That was pretty freaking gross.’”