abbie✨’s Reviews > The Song of Achilles > Status Update

don't worry, Patroclus; I, too, do not like war and would prefer to stay home. but i'm glad he gets to at least help with the wounded. but this war is taking too long let's wrap it up gang

not Patroclus being a girls girl ok king I see you

"have i told you this?" 🤸🤸🤸🤸

im doing cartwheels again

"I did not plan to live after he was gone." 😭😭😭😭

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAITED FOR PATROCLUS?????

"She says she cannot see us here." 🤸🤸🤸🤸

ACHILLES YOU SLY DOG