Melissa’s Reviews > Are Your Parents Home? > Status Update

Man can this hook just end already

Wowwwww so Ella’s going to hell for sure

IF HE MAKES THEM EAT HER UTERUS ILL ACTUALLY KMSSSSSS

Oh my bad, apologies for the Gary’s out there

Of course his name is Gary 💀💀💀

WHY ARE YOU TEUING TO REASON WITH HIM JUST GO SLOMG WITH JTTTTTTTT

NOOOOOO NICKY IF ONLY YOU HADNT BEEN SUCH A COWARDDDDDD

CALL THE FUCKING POLICEEEEEEEEE

Wow Claire really is a good person because if I had a BASEBALL BAY SHOVE UP MY VAGINA i don’t think I’d be as chipper

Melvin just call the police and get oht of there buddy you shouldn’t have to be subjected to any of this bukkshit just RUNNNNNNN