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need to see dorian gray’s (victorian society’s sexiest man of 1890) reaction to people’s magazine’s sexiest man of 2026 being noah wyle…the concept of oscar wilde writing a petty preface expose on people magazine sexiest man alive
— Oct 29, 2026 10:41PM
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ari
is on page 103 of 194
lord harry is just like the dude you meet at a party who you are forced into conversation with who thinks every single thought of his is not just profound but something that has never been thought of. he thinks that, despite having no complex relationships or connections that are genuinely his own, he has mastered all there is to know about humanity and specifically…women. #kyschallenge
— Oct 29, 2026 10:44PM
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is on page 24 of 194
“Youth is the only thing worth having. When I find that I am growing old, I shall kill myself.”
I have to laugh- genuinely how some Gen Z around me sound, I’m so sorry can we please get a grip
— Oct 26, 2026 03:08AM
I have to laugh- genuinely how some Gen Z around me sound, I’m so sorry can we please get a grip