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Just a raccoon. Fluffy. Fat. Bandit eyes glittering with dark mischief. It twitched its nose, stared directly at me, and chittered. I had to suppress the urge to coo at its cuteness. Then I reminded myself it was a wild animal. And I had always been the sort of person whose death description would probably read: Petted the danger kitten. It did not go well.
— Oct 30, 2026 12:46AM
Just a raccoon. Fluffy. Fat. Bandit eyes glittering with dark mischief. It twitched its nose, stared directly at me, and chittered. I had to suppress the urge to coo at its cuteness. Then I reminded myself it was a wild animal. And I had always been the sort of person whose death description would probably read: Petted the danger kitten. It did not go well.
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