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Ashley D'Ambra
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Dear Zeus,
There are FAR better ways to express your horniness & “love” towards your wife than saying “never such a lustfull goddess or mortal women has overwhelmed me so…” then proceeding to LIST at least 8 women you’ve slept with that apparently do not compare😭 SORRY?!!?!
SIRRR??!! Your wife is the LITERAL goddess of MARRIAGE…I want you to be cool bro but MY GOD.
Ok I’m done 👏🏻
— Oct 30, 2026 08:11AM
There are FAR better ways to express your horniness & “love” towards your wife than saying “never such a lustfull goddess or mortal women has overwhelmed me so…” then proceeding to LIST at least 8 women you’ve slept with that apparently do not compare😭 SORRY?!!?!
SIRRR??!! Your wife is the LITERAL goddess of MARRIAGE…I want you to be cool bro but MY GOD.
Ok I’m done 👏🏻
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