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For a while, when you typed "I'm going to my Grandma's," GBoard would actually suggest "funeral." It's not wrong, per se. Maybe this is more common than "my Grandma's rave party." But at the same time, it's not something that you want to be reminded about. So it's better to be a bit careful.
-- Daan van Esch
— Oct 31, 2026 05:11AM
-- Daan van Esch
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These workout DVDs are very useful. You can cover your whole butt with them.
— Oct 29, 2026 10:52AM
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Metal Band Ice Cream Flavors:
- Swirl of Hell
- Blood Pecan
- Person Cream
- Death Cheese
- Dirge of Fudge
- Blackberry Burn
- Silence of Coconut
- Spider and Sorbeast
- Necrostar with Chocolate Person
— Oct 06, 2026 07:25AM
- Swirl of Hell
- Blood Pecan
- Person Cream
- Death Cheese
- Dirge of Fudge
- Blackberry Burn
- Silence of Coconut
- Spider and Sorbeast
- Necrostar with Chocolate Person
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[AI pick-up lines:]
- You must be a tringle? Cause you’re the only thing here.
- Hey baby, you’re to be a key? Because I can bear your toot?
- Are you a candle? Because you’re so hot of the looks with you.
- You’re so beautiful that you say a bat on me and baby.
- You look like a thing and I love you.
— Jul 29, 2026 09:50AM
- You must be a tringle? Cause you’re the only thing here.
- Hey baby, you’re to be a key? Because I can bear your toot?
- Are you a candle? Because you’re so hot of the looks with you.
- You’re so beautiful that you say a bat on me and baby.
- You look like a thing and I love you.