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Loon
is 62% done
“Come,” I whisper through another push. His eyes meet mine in an expression that’s half anguish and half delight. “Let yourself go, Logan.”
“No, I can do it.” He pulls back, then in again, his hands squeezing the bike seat on either side of my face. “I can do it. I can do it.” At the next push, he grimaces, shaking his head. “I can’t do it.”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THAT’S SO HOT
— Oct 31, 2026 07:46AM
“No, I can do it.” He pulls back, then in again, his hands squeezing the bike seat on either side of my face. “I can do it. I can do it.” At the next push, he grimaces, shaking his head. “I can’t do it.”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THAT’S SO HOT
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Loon
is 62% done
“Primrose . . . you know why I’d never date you?”
“No,” I say, souring lightly as I prepare for his quip.
But then he looks at me, eyes deeper than a well, the shadow of a smile that’s so tender, it’s nearly too intimate. Slowly shaking his head, he tucks my hair behind my ear and whispers, “Me neither.”
I love them your honor :(
— Oct 31, 2026 07:57AM
“No,” I say, souring lightly as I prepare for his quip.
But then he looks at me, eyes deeper than a well, the shadow of a smile that’s so tender, it’s nearly too intimate. Slowly shaking his head, he tucks my hair behind my ear and whispers, “Me neither.”
I love them your honor :(
Loon
is 47% done
“Primrose,” I bark before I can command my mouth to shut. There’s a few seconds of silence, then the vibrator is turned off.
“Y-yeah?”
“Can you hear me fine?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Then so can I!”
Oh this is GOLD 😭😭
— Oct 31, 2026 05:04AM
“Y-yeah?”
“Can you hear me fine?”
“Uh-huh.”
“Then so can I!”
Oh this is GOLD 😭😭
Loon
is 32% done
“Oh, and something else? Not wanting to talk about it is a lie too. I’d love to dump all my issues on him. To cry and whine about how the world is unfair, and men are the worst, and to have him soothe me and tell me that things are going to be okay. That what anyone else says doesn’t matter if I love myself, especially not when Derek is the one to say it.”
UGHHH I FEEL YOU BABY
— Oct 31, 2026 03:12AM
UGHHH I FEEL YOU BABY

