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Kitty
is on page 120 of 326
Why tell when you can show amirite
And if you’re gonna do that at least do it through dialogue bruh
THEY JUST USED A SIMILE INVOLVING THE TESLA CYBERTRUCK HOW DOES THIS BOOK HAVE SUCH GOOD RATINGS
Play that one maroon 5 song that goes I am in miiiiiseryyyyyyyyyyyyy
— Nov 01, 2026 08:43AM
And if you’re gonna do that at least do it through dialogue bruh
THEY JUST USED A SIMILE INVOLVING THE TESLA CYBERTRUCK HOW DOES THIS BOOK HAVE SUCH GOOD RATINGS
Play that one maroon 5 song that goes I am in miiiiiseryyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Kitty
is on page 99 of 326
Why do they keep name dropping brands? Why is there 0 subtext in this?
I feel like I can predict the entire book lowkey alexsandra had something to do with the chemical accident maybe Ian is involved in the murders blah blah blah I was so excited for this book and it’s so mid
— Oct 31, 2026 12:56PM
I feel like I can predict the entire book lowkey alexsandra had something to do with the chemical accident maybe Ian is involved in the murders blah blah blah I was so excited for this book and it’s so mid
Kitty
is on page 60 of 326
Getting Simon vibes which I like
This also aggressively feels like a debut which is like fine sometimes but it’s kind of obnoxious in this
— Oct 28, 2026 04:38PM
This also aggressively feels like a debut which is like fine sometimes but it’s kind of obnoxious in this