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“an ethical, sustainable, organic, gluten-free lumberjack.”

get me one of those STAT

— Nov 01, 2026 07:35PM

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brie is on page 165 of 377

i’m gonna be sick. charlie is literally the perfect man

— 23 hours, 41 min ago

brie is on page 150 of 377

fuck me i love a man with a checklist

— Nov 03, 2026 08:11PM

brie is on page 137 of 377

DIABOLICAL. IM HOWLING

— Nov 03, 2026 07:58PM

brie is on page 128 of 377

fuck i love this so much

— Nov 03, 2026 07:38PM

brie is on page 116 of 377

this is sickening and nora is so me
WHERES MY COUNT VON LASTRA

— Nov 02, 2026 08:27PM

brie is on page 109 of 377

oh my god oh my GOD

— Nov 02, 2026 05:45PM

brie is on page 97 of 377

“maybe I have been fishing in the wrong pond. Or, like, the wrong stream of nuclear waste runoff.”

FOR REAL LMAOOOO

— Nov 02, 2026 05:19PM

brie is on page 76 of 377

TEAAAAAAAA

— Nov 02, 2026 04:19PM

brie is on page 40 of 377

not me giggling and kicking my feel over a fictional man

— Nov 01, 2026 08:24PM

brie is on page 24 of 377

tea

— Oct 31, 2026 07:30PM

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