Jude’s Reviews > American Psycho > Status Update

I’ve reached “Lunch with Bethany” and there’s a part of me that’s very tempted to skip idk if I can handle all that right now stay tuned to find out if I do

HEY PAUL

“‘Oh Honey…the things I could do to you with a coat hanger’”

RIP Richard

Gay Gay Homosexual Gay

Giant nitpick but the way the narrator says the names of certain luxuries is just disorienting enough. “Hermes” “Sauvignon” and “Ferragamo”are the worst offenders

Oh fuck it’s tom cruise