Sophie Pay’s Reviews > Royal Assassin > Status Update

At the risk of sounding repetitive, I WANT REGAL DEAD KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH

Regal, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, I hope you off yourself. If you do no one will miss you. Go climb to the top of the tallest tower in buckkeep and do everyone a favour and throw yourself off it. I don’t think I’ve ever felt more hate in my heart for a character than I do for this motherfucker.

I would like to double the harm done to Robb Stark and give it to Regal Farseer because he deserves it so much more. I want his head mounted outside of buckkeep.

I feel like I need a conspiracy board with red yarn everywhere to keep track of everything because I can’t keep track of all that’s happening and my theories. I do know one thing though and that is that I WANT REGAL DEAD AND I NEED HIM TO SUFFER WHILE HE DIES

I’m so moved by Burrich and Fitz’s relationship

Wallace and Regal should both be offered up to the forged ones as food then maybe the poison running through their veins from being such horrible people would kill the forged ones and no one would ever have to put up with them ever again. What they call a win-win scenario.

This is oddly reminiscent of Edward just chilling in Bella’s room while she’s sleeping

The fool is the original rage baiter I love him so much he is so dear to me