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Callie Smith
is 23% done
he’s so hot at the thought of her legitimately GANKING HIS HEART FROM HIS CHEST AND TAKING A MUNCH?!?!! why do I love this so much
— 1 hour, 45 min ago
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Callie Smith
is 23% done
*whispered* bartholemew there she is” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🫣🫣🫣❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 RACHEL WTF
— 1 hour, 47 min ago
Callie Smith
is starting
okay while i understand the vibes are truthfully like super intense dark classical music but my brain is auto-playing Thunderstruck by AC/DC 🫣😂😤
— Nov 02, 2026 10:37PM
Callie Smith
is starting
mom i’m scared because this doesn’t sound like a happy ending 🥺
— Nov 02, 2026 10:32PM