Status Update

Jake Sanders is 73% done

This’ll never end, will it? Is that the infinite jest? The infinite jests we met along the way?

— 3 hours, 38 min ago

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Jake’s Previous Updates

Jake Sanders is 60% done

— Nov 03, 2026 02:24PM

Jake Sanders is 55% done

End my life why is this SO LONG, DAVID?! Who/what are you talking to, or even about, at this point???

— Nov 03, 2026 11:51AM

Jake Sanders is 42% done

— Nov 02, 2026 05:24PM

Jake Sanders is 32% done

I’m just going to keep updating my percent on this app whenever I can, to trick myself into thinking I’m almost done

Probably finish by Wednesday

— Nov 02, 2026 12:50PM

Jake Sanders is 21% done

THIS BOOK IS SO LONG COMPARABLE TO THE BIBBBBBBBBLE

— Nov 02, 2026 09:00AM

Jake Sanders is 14% done

— Nov 01, 2026 11:25AM

Jake Sanders is 9% done

— Oct 30, 2026 08:03PM

Jake Sanders is 7% done

— Oct 30, 2026 04:50PM

Jake Sanders is 2% done

— Oct 30, 2026 02:20PM

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