gastrointestinal.issues.💔{🍉🇵🇸}’s Reviews > Artemis Fowl > Status Update

i’m thinking he made all this dwarf lore up just so he could make fart jokes

“Get a move on, Mulch Diggums, before that Mud Man gets up and rearranges your innards.”

don’t threaten him with a good time

(also i picture butler as the bodyguard from miraculous)

‘Oww!’

‘Sorry. Small charge.’

‘You could have warned me.’

‘I’ll give you a big kiss later, you baby. I thought dwarfs were tough.’

‘We are tough. I’ll show you just how tough when I get back.’

omggg the tension 😍 😍 😍 (no i’m not delusional leave me alone)

mulch x foaly enemies to lovers fanfic NOW. 💳 💵

“adult book” what do u mean by that 🤨 what do u mean by that?

i was gonna say artemis is fine shyt but then i remembered he’s 12 in this book

it’s embarrassing how long it’s taking me to read this

“I think he’s been obe step ahead of us all the way,”

WRONG he’s been about five steps ahead of ya

so i didn’t think this book would make me cry

gna lock in until my phone reaches 40% (it’s at 12%)