fritznie’s Reviews > Schoolgirl > Status Update

"...I got up and hastily folded up my bedding. As I hoisted it, I was startled to hear myself exclaim, Alley-oop! I have never thought I was the kind of girl to who would utter such an unrefined expression as 'Alley-oop.' It seems like the kind of thing an old lady would shout--"Alley-oop!" It's disgusting. Why would I have said such a thing?"

oof. she's clearly lacking in the whimsy department.