Brandon Helfrich’s Reviews > The Dark Tower > Status Update
Brandon Helfrich
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Sheemie, Son of Stanley, we are well met indeed.
Two of my favorite novella characters, Ted from ‘Low Men in Yellow Coats’ and Dinky from ‘Everything’s Eventual’, have finally crossed the bridge. The extended reading order is finally paying off.
— 58 minutes ago
Two of my favorite novella characters, Ted from ‘Low Men in Yellow Coats’ and Dinky from ‘Everything’s Eventual’, have finally crossed the bridge. The extended reading order is finally paying off.
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"It didn't occur to me until later that there's another truth, very simple: greed in a good cause is still greed."
— Oct 28, 2026 06:29PM

