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"You should just fall in love with me," Arthur said, in an attempt to lighten the mood. "I couldn't love you back, but I might grow fond of you. I am partial to being adored."

"Problem is, there's no proof. Probably because once Catholicism took hold they burned it all in a big friendly bonfire and pretended it never happened."

"God, Gwen thought wistfully, I hope she stabs me."

Intermission for Whimsy