Myrtle’s Reviews > Much Ado about Nada > Status Update
Myrtle
is 40% done
“You’re looking for the same thing as everyone else. You want me to blame her, or for her to blame me. You want someone to be wrong and the other person to be right, and marriage . . . my marriage, at least, it wasn’t like that”
— Nov 07, 2026 01:30AM
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Myrtle’s Previous Updates
Myrtle
is 86% done
“Why doesn’t anybody want me?” Haleema asked in a small voice.”
Omg no
— Nov 08, 2026 03:19PM
Omg no
Myrtle
is 72% done
My little sister, the family Wonder Woman. I hope my daughters grow up to be just like you.”
“An imminent disaster?”
“An evolving masterpiece,” Waqas countered.”
Cute
— Nov 08, 2026 03:18PM
“An imminent disaster?”
“An evolving masterpiece,” Waqas countered.”
Cute
Myrtle
is 70% done
“I think you are brilliant, and I could never forgive myself if you threw it all away to become an unambitious man’s wife,”
— Nov 08, 2026 03:18PM
Myrtle
is 65% done
“A door had been opened in her mind, and her past had nudged into the present, blurring the lines between what was and what could have been”
— Nov 08, 2026 03:18PM
Myrtle
is 56% done
“I know how busy you are, memorizing math equations you will never use and planning to make your parents proud at the expense of your own dreams”
— Nov 07, 2026 03:21AM
Myrtle
is 50% done
“It’s a Nigerian wedding. An hour late is starting on time.”
— Nov 07, 2026 02:42AM
Myrtle
is 48% done
“When you make a decision and stick to it, you’re showing that you have faith in yourself, in your path, or in someone else”
— Nov 07, 2026 02:21AM
Myrtle
is 43% done
“ I hope your pride keeps you warm at night, Nada. Nobody else seems to want to.”
Guys everyone in the book is kind of disrespectful
— Nov 07, 2026 01:43AM
Guys everyone in the book is kind of disrespectful