Myrtle’s Reviews > Much Ado about Nada > Status Update
Myrtle
is 41% done
“I’m going to make you both my special projects and help you find your soulmates! My cousin Ayesha didn’t get married until she was, like, twenty-nine, so don’t worry. There’s hope for everyone, even you.” Hafsa passed them clipboards with detailed questionnaires to fill out.”
I knew it!
— Nov 07, 2026 01:38AM
I knew it!
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Myrtle’s Previous Updates
Myrtle
is 86% done
“Why doesn’t anybody want me?” Haleema asked in a small voice.”
Omg no
— Nov 08, 2026 03:19PM
Omg no
Myrtle
is 72% done
My little sister, the family Wonder Woman. I hope my daughters grow up to be just like you.”
“An imminent disaster?”
“An evolving masterpiece,” Waqas countered.”
Cute
— Nov 08, 2026 03:18PM
“An imminent disaster?”
“An evolving masterpiece,” Waqas countered.”
Cute
Myrtle
is 70% done
“I think you are brilliant, and I could never forgive myself if you threw it all away to become an unambitious man’s wife,”
— Nov 08, 2026 03:18PM
Myrtle
is 65% done
“A door had been opened in her mind, and her past had nudged into the present, blurring the lines between what was and what could have been”
— Nov 08, 2026 03:18PM
Myrtle
is 56% done
“I know how busy you are, memorizing math equations you will never use and planning to make your parents proud at the expense of your own dreams”
— Nov 07, 2026 03:21AM
Myrtle
is 50% done
“It’s a Nigerian wedding. An hour late is starting on time.”
— Nov 07, 2026 02:42AM
Myrtle
is 48% done
“When you make a decision and stick to it, you’re showing that you have faith in yourself, in your path, or in someone else”
— Nov 07, 2026 02:21AM
Myrtle
is 43% done
“ I hope your pride keeps you warm at night, Nada. Nobody else seems to want to.”
Guys everyone in the book is kind of disrespectful
— Nov 07, 2026 01:43AM
Guys everyone in the book is kind of disrespectful