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“How are you feeling?” she asked.
“Positively top-hole,” said Draco. “Are you an angel?”
Brooooooo😂
— Nov 07, 2026 03:08AM
“Positively top-hole,” said Draco. “Are you an angel?”
Brooooooo😂
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“In that damp silence, Draco “the Quash” Malfoy and Hermione “No Capacity for Complications” Granger stared at the ceiling and reflected upon what they had done.”
I kind of wished for a more saccharine sweet given how mopey & lovesick he was lmao
— Nov 08, 2026 05:26PM
I kind of wished for a more saccharine sweet given how mopey & lovesick he was lmao
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“Granger was in his lap. 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘱.
Draco wanted to die.”
Well, well, well 😋🤭💝
— Nov 08, 2026 01:13PM
Draco wanted to die.”
Well, well, well 😋🤭💝
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“What’s going on over here?” asked Zabini.
“She’s tying the knot,” said Theo.
“With who?”
“Draco.”
“Ooh.”
😂😂😂😂
— Nov 08, 2026 06:09AM
“She’s tying the knot,” said Theo.
“With who?”
“Draco.”
“Ooh.”
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“Then she caught his eye and smiled at him. The Great Wall of Quashing was obliterated. Something vast and nameless swelled in his heart. This witch was—
this witch was—
he hadn’t the words for it, but he was struck by it.
It wanted to engulf him.The sphere of light glowed, still. But it wasn’t in the Deluminator.
It was in him.”
— Nov 08, 2026 06:03AM
this witch was—
he hadn’t the words for it, but he was struck by it.
It wanted to engulf him.The sphere of light glowed, still. But it wasn’t in the Deluminator.
It was in him.”
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“How is that?” asked Granger.
Draco did that thing he’d grown to like doing, of giving her answers that actually referred to her.
“Gorgeous,” said Draco.
I’m that meme that put stabilo all over the text & said everything is romantic
— Nov 08, 2026 12:45AM
Draco did that thing he’d grown to like doing, of giving her answers that actually referred to her.
“Gorgeous,” said Draco.
I’m that meme that put stabilo all over the text & said everything is romantic
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“Then she turned to him and melted into his arms.
Oh, he’d wanted this. A distant part of his brain said, fucking finally. There was no awkwardness this time; his arms knew exactly what to do. He caught her up and squeezed her and held her against his chest.”
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— Nov 08, 2026 12:30AM
Oh, he’d wanted this. A distant part of his brain said, fucking finally. There was no awkwardness this time; his arms knew exactly what to do. He caught her up and squeezed her and held her against his chest.”
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The words were out of Draco’s mouth before he could stop them. “You can, you know.”
EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK
— Nov 07, 2026 03:13AM
EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK
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“Now she was back at the box, her hands clasped at her mouth. “This can’t be! I’m dreaming.”
They deserve each other so much, don’t they
— Nov 07, 2026 03:05AM
They deserve each other so much, don’t they
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“The kind of mood in which he might tell a witch that yes, the roses were sweet, but she was the sweetest thing in the garden, just to see her blush.
He did not, because he was made of stronger stuff.”
You sure are mr Malfoy 😙😙😙
— Nov 06, 2026 09:38PM
He did not, because he was made of stronger stuff.”
You sure are mr Malfoy 😙😙😙
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Draco, feeling very judgy indeed about the dried beans, was struck by an impetuous, mad, wild idea.
“Granger.”
“What.”
“Come with me to dinner.”
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— Nov 06, 2026 08:23PM
“Granger.”
“What.”
“Come with me to dinner.”
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

