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Aaliyah is 80% done

And here I was, almost feeling bad for this useless excuse of a husband

— Nov 07, 2026 07:59AM

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Aaliyah ’s Previous Updates

Aaliyah is 90% done

Wow, how quickly they all turned on her!!!!
I'm genuinely scared for Natalie

— Nov 07, 2026 10:16PM

Aaliyah is 77% done

Her in-laws giving Trump and Melania
Or was it intentional? 🤭

— Nov 07, 2026 05:06AM

Aaliyah is 68% done

I'm starting to suspect she genuinely went crazy

— Nov 06, 2026 08:19AM

Aaliyah is 57% done

"Real time" Natalie is kinda evil.

— Nov 06, 2026 03:19AM

Aaliyah is 10% done

Wow!
Is this fucking play about us?!

— Nov 04, 2026 05:05AM

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