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Noa
is 85% done
"Hard lessons were handed out; as many men learned to their sorrow, it's impossible to be intimidating when one angry woman has your cock between her teeth and another is holding a stiletto to your kidneys."
love that
— 1 hour, 31 min ago
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Noa
is 66% done
fuck this fucking book. fuck it. fucking fucking FUCK.
I haven't cried this much at a book in a long fucking time
I don't know if it's because it's 1am, or because I haven't slept in 30 hours or because this fucking book is just fucking fucks but fuck
fuck this I'm going to sleep
— Nov 05, 2026 03:58PM
I haven't cried this much at a book in a long fucking time
I don't know if it's because it's 1am, or because I haven't slept in 30 hours or because this fucking book is just fucking fucks but fuck
fuck this I'm going to sleep
Noa
is on page 68 of 752
not a big fan of the writing style so far, but we'll see
— Nov 03, 2026 08:18AM