Anita Kyne’s Reviews > Fallow > Status Update

“maybe before taking on any more political prisoners, you could deal with the mold in the Alfalfa shower, & get some air-conditioning for your attic cell, & decide if consensus is real here or if you’re just the benevolent dictator of a Tiny Palace? maybe you could do something about the fact that no one with kids wants to actually live here, figure that out before this place turns into a retirement community”

"There are two reasons people do not succeed We call them the two holes. The Labor Hole and the Asshole. Both are easy to avoid."

"I wasn't used to gut feelings. I had spent a lot of my life ignoring them."

"It's not true. You did not fuck the goat. You chose the other thing. To let everyone believe you did instead."

“Haha,” I responded, hands shaking. “I’m ok!!! Media blowing it out of proportion. I’ll call when I can.”

"Today, we will be discussing project Genesis, a groundbreaking initiative designed to accelerate gender equity through gestational outsourcing."

“The call center had confirmed two important truths: that there is no such thing as a good job, and that I had no interest in working.”