Belknits’s Reviews > Remarkably Bright Creatures > Status Update
Belknits
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Two people each have a dead relative’s box to open. Still bored. There’s a lot of nothing happening.
— Nov 09, 2026 02:48PM
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Belknits
is 46% done
Just when I start wondering if it could get worse, it does. Bumped this up to 1.5x speed.
Cameron getting all googly eyed over Jess’s perfectly fitting shorts, and her perky boobs… ugh. The writing is so bad. Please don’t let them end up together…
— Nov 13, 2026 10:30AM
Cameron getting all googly eyed over Jess’s perfectly fitting shorts, and her perky boobs… ugh. The writing is so bad. Please don’t let them end up together…
Belknits
is 23% done
Listening to this is like watching amateur improv- I don’t care how good the sandwich tastes, I don’t care that you were yelling too loudly into the phone because the loudspeaker was loud. These details that add nothing to the story are plenty. So bored.
— Nov 12, 2026 05:43AM