Analynne Ashford’s Reviews > The Escape Game > Status Update

YOOOO FRAMING THIS AS AN ESCAPE ROOM IS DIABOLICAL AHAHAHAHAHA

FITZY. YOU EVIL SON OF A BITCH.

How am I more mad at finding out he apparently beat his baby sibling than confirming he murdered Alicia?

“The freezer we were trapped in?”

Yo that’s fucked up

Thinking RGM is either Vera or Ranielle

“The next Alicia?”

the ‘we won’t worry about money’ thing and ‘don’t trust the Russells”. The mysterious help Alicia was getting

She was offered host before Adi.

I suspected Symphony a bit too. For Louis, it checks out, but Alicia? Unless they weren’t the same killer. But the Victor Cunningham connection could explain it, if symphony was jealous or something.

I’m just saying now that I’ve suspected Lisa for a minute because she’s the only one who has been here but barely, enough that you wouldn’t really suspect her. And now that she’s the one who delivered the painting I’m putting it in writing in case I’m right.

Wait, I thought Louis was like, 60. Dafuq you mean he was 35???

Probably should have put it together sooner that Fitzy is just playing dumb.

“I’m just a pretty face!”

Sure you are, bud. Still think you’re the red herring, but I don’t think you’re an idiot.