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Dumbass has been human for less than 24 hours and already has pneumonia. You just spent hours walking around outside in a snowstorm without gloves or a hat or proper shoes no shit you’re seriously ill!
— Nov 10, 2026 09:50AM
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Louis I see where you’re coming from but come on man
— Nov 12, 2026 12:26PM
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The BODY THIEF stole your body? Who could have predicted this?
— Nov 10, 2026 09:58AM
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Lestat he is going to steal your body. He is the body thief. HE CALLS HIMSELF THE BODY THIEF HE IS OBVIOUSLY GOING TO STEAL YOUR BODY??
— Nov 03, 2026 10:48AM
Arden's Library
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I need someone to invent a mood stabilizer that works on vampires just for Lestat.
— Oct 28, 2026 03:34PM
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Queen of the damned: we had been living together as a coven, we were all so happy except for me. But I’m healing, finally, and back to my old self again! This is the hope and this is the future.
The tale of the body thief: yeah that coven stuff did NOT work out. Idk where everybody is maybe I’ll see my mom in a thousand years if I’m lucky? Anyway I was wandering Miami covered in dirt…
— Oct 19, 2026 09:41AM
The tale of the body thief: yeah that coven stuff did NOT work out. Idk where everybody is maybe I’ll see my mom in a thousand years if I’m lucky? Anyway I was wandering Miami covered in dirt…