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Jacob Gnau is 53% done

“Let’s try to be less of a dick and more of a penis”

Absolute literature Brandon

— 1 hour, 6 min ago

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Jacob Gnau is 53% done

“Share the dick around”

— 1 hour, 8 min ago

Jacob Gnau is 49% done

I need Brandon to kill this guy

— 1 hour, 35 min ago

Jacob Gnau is 42% done

This age gap is problematic in several different ways

— 2 hours, 48 min ago

Jacob Gnau is 34% done

Brandon, describing nipples as “punctuation marks” is foul.

— 9 hours, 1 min ago

Jacob Gnau is 30% done

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Jacob Gnau is 21% done

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Jacob Gnau is on page 7 of 452

ANOTHER Iron Eyes reference???

— Oct 05, 2026 10:50PM

Jacob Gnau is starting

What are YOU doing off of Roshar?

— Oct 05, 2026 10:31PM

Jacob Gnau is starting

Is that Nightblood?

— Sep 27, 2026 10:40PM

Jacob Gnau is starting

Holy shit chapter 1 is dark as hell

— Sep 27, 2026 09:38PM

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