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Pls tell me Chickenleigh is an internet reference

I want to play laser tag in a mansion!!!!

Aha a fact I indeed already knew. Altho what they don’t tell you about farm fresh eggs is that if you aren’t careful about keeping track of dates one may rot and literally explode like a bomb and then you’ll need to clear the entire house 😃

“You assaulted my feelings.”

Yeah ima need to quote that one

Velcro raptor 😂

Best opening line of a chapter hands down 😂

Was that a Barbie reference 😂
I seem to remember Portia saying the same