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Kuzco
is on page 162 of 384
no wonder Naomi doesn’t like her kid THE DAD IS MOONEY BRO 💀
— 23 hours, 10 min ago
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Kuzco
is on page 195 of 384
naomi’s mom necked herself?? or abandoned the family? 👀
— 3 hours, 40 min ago
Kuzco
is on page 153 of 384
Teacake is so funny dude, he wants to impress Naomi so bad LOL
— Nov 11, 2026 09:53AM
Kuzco
is on page 122 of 384
gross…now you’re covered in cat guts AND you’re also doomed. RIP mooney
— Nov 08, 2026 06:42PM
Kuzco
is on page 116 of 384
ah okay so we’re drinking and driving. mooney put down the wine coolers man 😭
— Nov 08, 2026 06:32PM
Kuzco
is on page 113 of 384
this book is genuinely funny.
“Thing of it is, even God would have taken one look at the cat and said,” That shit is not mine.”
— Nov 08, 2026 06:27PM
“Thing of it is, even God would have taken one look at the cat and said,” That shit is not mine.”
Kuzco
is on page 100 of 384
who is this mooney mf and why does he have 2 dead people in his trunk??? hello???
— Nov 08, 2026 06:10PM
Kuzco
is on page 72 of 384
a foot long tuna on wheat?? diabolical subway order bro. griffin is banned from literally everything. boo this man
— Nov 08, 2026 05:26PM