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Loon
is 81% done
“If you asked, I’d be willing to put your big toe in my mouth.”
“Oh my god!” I recoil against my pillow. “Why would I want you to?”
“You tell me. It’s your toe.”
this is so fucking funny 😭
— Nov 11, 2026 08:42PM
“Oh my god!” I recoil against my pillow. “Why would I want you to?”
“You tell me. It’s your toe.”
this is so fucking funny 😭
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Loon
is 67% done
I’ve never really thought about bravery. But every day with Rosie, I learn a little more about what it means to be brave.
Being brave is being a girl facing the day, knowing it’s going to hurt.
Being brave is betting on yourself when no one else will.
Being brave is putting your heart out there and doing things you don’t want to do because you know they’ll make someone else happy.
Being brave is being Rosie.
— Nov 11, 2026 04:23PM
Being brave is being a girl facing the day, knowing it’s going to hurt.
Being brave is betting on yourself when no one else will.
Being brave is putting your heart out there and doing things you don’t want to do because you know they’ll make someone else happy.
Being brave is being Rosie.
Loon
is 51% done
I never wanted to be alone.
Never wanted to be scared.
Never wanted to do what I’ve done
oh she 100% killed her father (and i support her choice)
— Nov 11, 2026 02:59PM
Never wanted to be scared.
Never wanted to do what I’ve done
oh she 100% killed her father (and i support her choice)
Loon
is 10% done
sweet and savory Jesus, he looks like he belongs on a runway.
His six-foot-something frame is wrapped in a navy blue suit, with a crisp white shirt underneath and… hamburger help me
what in the ever loving taco salad are these expressions?
— Nov 11, 2026 06:02AM
His six-foot-something frame is wrapped in a navy blue suit, with a crisp white shirt underneath and… hamburger help me
what in the ever loving taco salad are these expressions?